Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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