Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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