Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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