Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
