we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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