Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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