what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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