i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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