She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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