He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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