i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
please come you make the beer taste better
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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