her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Someone signed my nipple.
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