So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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