We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My bed smells like the plague
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