Where are you?
In a non slutty way
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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