also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You need Xanax blowdarts
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
