i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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