I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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