I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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