Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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