whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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