No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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