this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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