would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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