What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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