Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
she pinky promised me she was 18
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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