I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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