It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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