I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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