can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
