he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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