god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
is it fun? or sober?
we should paint friendship bongs
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