Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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