does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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