OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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