drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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