I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
When did we convert life to cartoon?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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