pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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