Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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