What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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