So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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