theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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