he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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