I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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