Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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