Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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