Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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