At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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