Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well I just put wine in my tea
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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