Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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