Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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