did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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