Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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