and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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