But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You need a sexual gate keeper
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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