Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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